We had to bring up a new instance of the server after a crash, and have lost any posts from  December 4 to date.

I'm sure the GOP is smiling.

Some Militia Members Are More Patriotic/Inbred Than Others

It seems there's no such thing as being patriotic enough. This happened last month according to Parents Against Gun Violence.

My fellow patriot and I had different views about how exactly to overthrow the tyrannical government of the United States, so I shot and killed him. (IA, 11/10)

Corn Fed Politician Wants To Execute Any "Illegal Immigrants" With Felony Charges Who Try To Re-Enter US

This guy may be a prime example of "Proud To Be Inbred".

Of course, the illegal immigrants would have to be apprehended first. 

Are some types of illegal immigrants more detectable than other? How about anomalies like that (inbred) white guy who's failed twice to start a white supremacist community in ND? Didn't he try it in Canada first and wind up being charged with a bunch of crimes? Wouldn't he have to be shot too? Would Dick Cheney be covered too?
Article in Huff Post

Demons In Your Clothes

Yes, this actually happened. 

Someone asked Pat Robertson, the prime example of dementia mixed with religion, whether clothes bought from a Good Will store could be infested with 'demons'. He answered that it's indeed possible. Did anyone ask him if it's more likely if the store is run by different branches of Christianity, meaning anything other than Televangelic?

Demonic Clothing

So What's This Here Thing All About?

If you check any of he social media sites on any given day you can't help but notice this..

That's right, you'll constantly notice stories with headlines stating "Conservative Heads Will Explode..." etc. If they actually did, it would make for spectacular TV. Even a slightly less violent version, with them becoming apoplectic, thrashing on the floor, and finally speaking in tongues before being carted out in strait jackets would be OK, and probably more entertaining. 
And wouldn't it be a good idea to have all of these statements in one place? Additional sections could have titles like "Proud To Be Inbred",  and "First Church Of Bleached Blonde Jesus Of The Televangelic Faith". Of course provisions for all of our everyday rants can be included.
Let's see what evolves.