Sorry I haven't posted anything new for a while. A couple of days ago I mentioned this song, which I didn't have online. So here it is, in all of it's glory, "Inbred, Whitebread, Motherf*cking POS"

It's a blues in a 1965 Stones kind of way crossed with Captain Beefheart.

Yes, it will be Covfefe. A video in progress

This has everything in it but our beloved Illuminati, sad to say. This makes Alec Jones seem a paragon of lucidity.

However, the real reason Trump ordered this illegal attack is because he is being blackmailed by the Satanists with a video they have of him murdering a 12 year old girl named Mary, Pentagon and CIA sources say.

Pentagon sources say the “Syria strike was done with advance notice to the Russian military for minimal damage while creating backlash and mass protests nationwide to fire Trump [Satanist] Khazarian handler Jared Kushner and purge the neocons.”

In case you find it hard to believe Kushner is a Satanist, you might ask yourself why he bought the building 666 Fifth Avenue that housed a company called Lucent Technology that was developing micro-chips to be implanted into humans, ie the mark of the beast.

What really happened in Syria ( Benjamin Fulford in The Event Chronicle)

Yes, Alex Jones is going into full tinfoil hat mode!

Alex Jones and Roger Stone Are Starting to Think Jared Kushner Is Illuminati

My version of Willie Nelson's guitar, cleaned up in it's sunday best. New strings too. It's sounding really good. In another week the broken nail will be back to usable length so I'll be able to fingerpick again.

This isn't the Onion. It's not a joke about a bassist, trombonist, banjo, or accordion either. There is no information on which songs he was playing, There's no word on whether he is  a former member of a late 70's NJ metal cover band longing for the old days.

Pervy Troubadour (New York Daily News)

For poor little Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. It's a shame he should have to suffer because of a lack of judgement lying to Congress. Were Jefferson Beauregard Sessions I and II the same?

Yes, there are are such things. In all fairness, they also have versions with Hillary, and of course, Obama.
What we really need are versions with Bannon, Spicer, and Conway.

Not only, them, but some notable Red State GOP personalities and assorted pundits..

On Uproxx This has yuuge implications.

It means I could submit "Proud to be 'Murican and proud to be inbred" and "Trump Free Christmas" for consideration.