Trump, UFOs, and Extraterrestrials, a Short Compilation

Searching for relief from The Donald's ™ American Idol style Cabinet appointments, I found a couple of articles on his relationship to UFOs etc. Yes, there are people who take this seriously. 
The first appeared in the Event Handbook on FB which is tied to the Event Chronicle website,  and the author's own Presidential UFO site. Yes, that also exists.

Trump UFO Briefing

It actually presents some other valid points such as Trump not learning about UFOs since he ignores briefing of any kind since he considers himself above that due to his superior intelligence.

Meanwhile, I also found this other gem, in the allegedly more reputable Huffington Post. It has a really nice picture of The Donald ™ with an extra-terrestrial.

Even UFOs Are Following Trump (Despite Being Undocumented Aliens)

Stay tuned for updates...

Rothschilds, Jewish Khazarian Mafia, Freemasons, and other Fun Things, Including The Donald.

Incredibly enough, after spouting  about Evil Wall Street supporting Hillary, blah, blah to his adoring hordes, Donald has decided to appoint three of them to Cabinet positions, and lo and behold, they aren't just your normal Wall Street ghouls, but also Jews, which means they are minions of the Rothschilds, Khazarian Jewish Mafia, etc..
You know, the ones who control the Federal Reserve and the rest of the world's banking systems. Hey, why stop there? They also control the whole world, right?

"The Event Chronicle", a website that at times resembles the old "Weekly World News", and features rambling by a guy who resembles an an angry version of Chevy Chase, was just proclaiming that the Khazarian Jewish Mafia had just been banned in several countries, attributing it somewhat to Trump. Now however, these appointments may bring his noble altruism into question. 

All About Da Rothschilds (Event Chronicle)

BTW, they had an even better one yesterday about Trump's briefings on UFO's

And here's a wonderful illustration 

What Alt-Right Actually Is According To The Associated Press (From Politico)

"Avoid using the term generically and without definition, however, because it is not well known and the term may exist primarily as a public-relations device to make its supporters’ actual beliefs less clear and more acceptable to a broader audience," Daniszewski wrote. "In the past we have called such beliefs racist, neo-Nazi or white supremacist."

They forgot Inbred

Mittens At Mar Lago

Mitt Romney looks like he's having a hard time keeping a straight face here. The Donald is supposedly calling out the crooked press here.

Pic from AP

He looks like he's  screaming "No Fair!" 
Kindergarten babies, stick their heads in gravy, y'all.

He also resembles this other famous meme.