Mitch McConnell - Turtle or Chicken?

Personally, I go against the grain and think he looks more like a chicken.

Meanwhile, he must be thankful for the likes of Trump, Cruz, and Christie keeping him out of the public eye.

But no, he hasn't fully escaped, with Bette Midler being the latest in the line of cruel critics of the distinguished senator.

Another kind of obstruction in "If Only You News" and probably tonnes (as they say in the UK) of other sites.

Some Militia Members Are More Patriotic/Inbred Than Others

It seems there's no such thing as being patriotic enough. This happened last month according to Parents Against Gun Violence.

My fellow patriot and I had different views about how exactly to overthrow the tyrannical government of the United States, so I shot and killed him. (IA, 11/10)
http://www.carrollspaper.com/Content/Local-News-Archive/Local-News/Article/Militiamen-s-political-spat-ends-with-gunshot/1/1/21157