One of the only punk, metal, new wave songs in existence about Donnie Dotard, aka Lord Cheeto.
This is for anyone who doesn't like ads on Reverbnation, etc. BTW, I didn't even know they had any.
On Reverbnation, a fancier look, but possibly with ads.
Lyrics too!
Donnie Donnie
Donnie, Donnie
Where are you going ,
with your finger stuck up your butt?
Donnie, Donnie,
All of your dreaming,
But you're really only Putin's slut
Tweet all night,
Biggly Fool
Tweet all night,
Putin's tool, //change to "Putin's cool" ?
Tiny hands,
Tiny glands,
All the world's against you,
And you want to build a fence too.
Donnie, Donnie,
Cryng and screaming,
That the media is always fake.
Donnie, Donnie,
I'm sure no one will listen, // change to "nobody's listening"?
Won't you kindly give us all,a break.
Tweet all night,
Biggly Fool
Tweet all night,
Putin's tool,//change to Putin's cool ?
Tiny hands,
Tiny glands,
All the world's against you,
And you want to build a fence too.
Donnie, Donnie,
Screaming and ranting,
That it's always someone else's fault.
Donnie, Donnie,
Crys in the sandbox,
Then runs away with his ball. // change to "he's the very bravest turd of all"?
Tweet all night,
Biggly Fool
Tweet all night,
Putin's tool, //change to "Putin's cool" ?
Tiny hands,
Tiny glands,
All the world's against you,
And you want to build a fence too.
My version of Willie Nelson's guitar, cleaned up in it's sunday best. New strings too. It's sounding really good. In another week the broken nail will be back to usable length so I'll be able to fingerpick again.
This isn't the Onion. It's not a joke about a bassist, trombonist, banjo, or accordion either. There is no information on which songs he was playing,
There's no word on whether he is a former member of a late 70's NJ metal cover band longing for the old days.
Pervy Troubadour (New York Daily News)
On Uproxx This has yuuge implications.
It means I could submit "Proud to be 'Murican and proud to be inbred" and "Trump Free Christmas" for consideration.
I think this is appropriate