My version of Willie Nelson's guitar, cleaned up in it's sunday best. New strings too. It's sounding really good. In another week the broken nail will be back to usable length so I'll be able to fingerpick again.
This isn't the Onion. It's not a joke about a bassist, trombonist, banjo, or accordion either. There is no information on which songs he was playing,
There's no word on whether he is a former member of a late 70's NJ metal cover band longing for the old days.
Pervy Troubadour (New York Daily News)
For poor little Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. It's a shame he should have to suffer because of a lack of judgement lying to Congress. Were Jefferson Beauregard Sessions I and II the same?
Yes, there are are such things. In all fairness, they also have versions with Hillary, and of course, Obama.
What we really need are versions with Bannon, Spicer, and Conway.
On Uproxx This has yuuge implications.
It means I could submit "Proud to be 'Murican and proud to be inbred" and "Trump Free Christmas" for consideration.
Republican caught hiring "illegal Immigrants?"
How many times have we heard this before?
Was the person's name Hermann or Brunhilde?
Inbred Wilbur Ross (unknowingly (ha ha)) had alien domestic worker.
BTW, did he get the camo "Make America Great Again" hat in Walmart?
This morning's first Tweet-o-mania. The sedative must have worked, since there was a 9 hour gap from yesterday's last outburst until today's first, which came around 8 AM EST. You can see that it takes him well over a minute for an average uttering, which also shows he doesn't know to use voice recognition or it doesn't understand what the f*ck he's saying.
I think this is appropriate