Here they are.
!2 Reasons Jeff Sessions Shouldn't Be Attorney General (From Alternet)
And he also looks like an inbred feeble minded version of Alfred E Neumann

Mitt Romney looks like he's having a hard time keeping a straight face here. The Donald is supposedly calling out the crooked press here.

Pic from AP
He looks like he's screaming "No Fair!"
Kindergarten babies, stick their heads in gravy, y'all.
He also resembles this other famous meme.

He was acquitted by a jury no less. Texas being Texas, would the same logic apply to a group stiffed by Trump University?
Merry Christmas To All, And To All A Good Night.
Oops, we aren't there yet!
Now, if Trump wants to set a good example, he should cease manufacturing Trump branded merchandise overseas, not make any payments due for the crap (he's good at that, believe me) , and destroy any existing inventory.
Ih Hillary had all of the powers the GOP ascribes to her, she would simply gaze at Comey with her eyes glowing red, and he would burst into flame, leaving behind a tower of ash.
Is this the best joke of the day?
The Donald claims the Texas GOP is rigging voting machines against him.
It must be that evil Ted Cruz, emerging from his burrow.
Trumplodytes are having fun,Down at the debate.
Yes, a work in progress. The mix needs more work, pumping in the guitars...
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Added 10/29/2016
Ok - Parody in progress to the tune of Iko Iko
Not quite the lyrics on the audio at the moment...
Trumplodytes are having fun,
Tom and Dick and Sally,
Each and every single one,
At their racist rally
(Iko Iko Chorus)
Donald's telling everyone,
He don't get no respect.
No one seems to recognize,
His mighty intellect.
(Iko Iko Chorus)
Clinton has a crooked mind,
That's all that I have heard.
But nothing said will ever match,
The Donald's twisted words.
(Iko Iko Chorus)
Cheeto Jesus full of shit,
As one and all can see,
He should go get ready for,
A colonoscopy.
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I'l probably change the first two lines of the chorus to something like
Donald! Donald!
Cheeto Jesus All Day,
Furriners and Mexicans,
Will take your dreams away
Like the 18th Century Phrasing?
Over the past couple of days, Lou Dobbs was overheard ranting about the "Mormon Mafia", while Alex Jones stuck to the old reliable "Jewish Mafia", to be distinguished from the new-fangled "Khazarian Jewish Mafia" glorified by a certain Mr. Fulford of extreme tin-foil hat fame.
Rest assured, it looks like all god's children got mafias, and they even have a soundtrack!