Like the 18th Century Phrasing?

Over the past couple of days, Lou Dobbs was overheard ranting about the "Mormon Mafia", while Alex Jones stuck to the old reliable "Jewish Mafia", to be distinguished from the new-fangled "Khazarian Jewish Mafia" glorified by a certain Mr. Fulford of extreme tin-foil hat fame.

Rest assured, it looks like all god's children got mafias, and they even have a soundtrack!