Poetic Justice "Contest"

Ok.

Pick the politician of your choice, and describe what poetic justice would be for them. There is no restriction by country.You can even criticize Putin or Erdegan if you want!

Example: For Donald Trump, Poetic Justice is being locked in a bathroom in an abandoned casino for the remaining duration of the campaign. For Hillary, it would be forgetting the password for her email account on the private server and being unable to change it. For Ted Cruz it would be having to wait in a voicemail queue to speak to God, all while having to listed to a medley of Eurovision song competition entries. 

The Secret Life Of Trolls

 I was just reading a post about Trump escalating attacks on Bill Clinton. 

Yes, you read that right. 

Anyway, it had the usual assortment of comments, including one pro Trump comment from someone with what looks like a fake German last name. I checked his profile, and as expected found a mostly empty page. No posts and only one "friend or following". This turned out to be a page for the Chief Executive or Hong Kong, which may not be genuine. All of his posts were in Chinese.
I guess US based trolls are too expensive, so the trolls are coming from a Hong Kong based service, as are the "Make America Great Again" hats.

Please Stop With The Divisiveness!

Instead of screaming about the difference between the current favored candidates, maybe we should consider what they have in common. 


Yes, both have married daughters, Chelsea Clinton, and Ivanka Trump.


What's more, both daughters have father-in-laws who were convicted felons!


And for those of you inclined to conspiracy theories involving the New World Order, Bilderberg Group, and Rothchilds, both father-in-laws were Jewish!


How did you manage to miss that?



Some Militia Members Are More Patriotic/Inbred Than Others

It seems there's no such thing as being patriotic enough. This happened last month according to Parents Against Gun Violence.

My fellow patriot and I had different views about how exactly to overthrow the tyrannical government of the United States, so I shot and killed him. (IA, 11/10)
http://www.carrollspaper.com/Content/Local-News-Archive/Local-News/Article/Militiamen-s-political-spat-ends-with-gunshot/1/1/21157