Down At The Debate - A work in progress...


Trumplodytes are having fun,

Down at the debate.


Yes, a work in progress. The mix needs more work, pumping in the guitars... 
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Added 10/29/2016

Ok - Parody in progress to the tune of Iko Iko

Not quite the lyrics on the audio at the moment...


Trumplodytes are having fun,

Tom and Dick and Sally,

Each and every single one,

At their racist rally


(Iko Iko Chorus)


Donald's telling everyone, 

He don't get no respect.

No one seems to recognize,

His mighty intellect.

(Iko Iko Chorus)

Clinton has a crooked mind,

That's all that I have heard.

But nothing said will ever match,

The Donald's twisted words.


(Iko Iko Chorus)


Cheeto Jesus full of shit,

As one and all can see,

He should go get ready for,

A colonoscopy.

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I'l probably change the first two lines of the chorus to something like 


Donald! Donald!

Cheeto Jesus All Day,

Furriners and Mexicans,

Will take your dreams away



Mafias of Diverse Sorts

Like the 18th Century Phrasing?

Over the past couple of days, Lou Dobbs was overheard ranting about the "Mormon Mafia", while Alex Jones stuck to the old reliable "Jewish Mafia", to be distinguished from the new-fangled "Khazarian Jewish Mafia" glorified by a certain Mr. Fulford of extreme tin-foil hat fame.

Rest assured, it looks like all god's children got mafias, and they even have a soundtrack!



Godzilla Triumphant 2020?

We all realize the 2016 election cycle is a mess. Thankfully, we can look forward to 2020 and the possibility of Kanye West, and maybe Howard Stern if we can convince him to run, which he should seriously consider given the impact he has had since Trump was nominated. 
And let's not forget third parties. I'm thinking the Godzilla Triumphant Party could revolutionize US Politics. Even though the Big G isn't a citizen, he can still provide inspiration and guidance, much as Vladimir Putin has for Mr. D. Trump.


From A Bernie Bro Plus

I have a long time friend who has gone far beyond the normal limits of a Bernie Bro into the land of conspiracy theorists and tinfoil hats, virtually indistinguishable from those in the far right la la land of Alex Jones. 
This one combines all of our favorite Hillary, Rothschild, Federal Reserve, and probably Bilderberg and New World Order all in one wonderful package.

https://concisepolitics.com/2016/05/13/clinton-emails-prove-hillary-used-nato-to-destroy-libya-to-protect-the-rothschilds-zionist-mafia-banking-empire-prevent-african-gold-backed-currency/

Fake Microsoft Support Scammers Hacked (Boo Hoo)

Yes, a security expert counterattacked some of those fake ms support hackers operating out of India with some ransomware. II would love to have been able to hear the dialog in their data centre.

Ha Ha

"Help! The client's PC has somehow managed to disable our network! It seems apparent that our fake virus was more effective than we have believed possible."

Screwy Louie And Other Dinosaurs

So some, but not all, of the Democratic Congressional Reps decided to hold a sit-in after the [mostly inbred] GOP Reps displayed their expected behavior regarding guns for terrorists. 


The classic response was by Rep. Louie [Glow worm] Gohmert, yelling about "Radical Islam...", forgetting he may well represent "Radical Inbreeding."

There was another story yesterday, about an Alabama woman requiring rescue, when she was unable to get out of a plush dinosaur head from a "Barney" costume, which also seems like something that could happen to Rep. Louie.

Rep. Don Young of Alaska, of bolo tie fame,  also had to be restrained